September 2011
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January 2011
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November 2010
59 posts
What's the difference between a Porsche and a bag...
dickmitten:
I don’t have a Porsche in my garage.
LOL
I'M JUST GONNA TITLE THIS ONE 'THE EXPERIMENT'.
idonteatmuchrice:
neverlandinyourpants:
YOU GOT YOUR SEX ADDICTS
YOU GOT YOUR GEEKS
YOU GOT YOUR FOREIGNERS
YOU GOT YOUR ALIENS
YOU GOT YOUR BASKETBALL PLAYERS
YOU GOT THE PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU’RE HIGH WHEN YOU’RE JUST FROM TUMBLR
YOU GOT YOUR VOLDEMORTS
YOU GOT YOUR INDIAN PEOPLE WHO THINK OMEGLE IS A GAME SHOW
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU GOT YOUR FELLOW TUMBLR TROLLS
...
OMEGLE TROLLIN' TIME
4 words I never want to hear
youtellmeimawreck:
I don’t love you
You’re diagnosed with cancer
I found someone else
It was never real
We need to talk
You’re going to die
Your ____ is dead
You can’t have kids
I don’t remember you
Let’s just be friends
We can’t be together
I regret being us.